Chickpeas & Craigslist

“Everyone’s daily posts end up going to shit so you can probably get away with whatever you want.” – Me, philosopher That sexy featured image and mysterious title probably made you assume this would be a super useful blog post relevant to your life, right? Wrong. It’s July 2nd, and we’ve already reached the point […]

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Unpopular Opinions

There is a popular trend circulating my Facebook feed right now, where people are sharing 10 of their unpopular, non-political opinions. Here are mine! 1. I don’t think enjoying reality TV is a symptom of being stupid. 2. High heels are terrible and cruel and should never be worn. 3. College is almost always a […]

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Food Stresses Me Out.

At this point, one of my biggest pet peeves is a little too big to fall under “pet” status. This peeve is more like an overweight son in his mid-twenties who won’t move out of your basement and get a job. This peeve has been nagging me to some degree my entire life, and it […]

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Brain Vomit

I have too much I have to do right now that is more important to me than this blog, so maybe if I sift out some of my thoughts and dump them here, there will be more room in my brain? I have a massive headache, and while I don’t know if it’s directly related to stress, […]

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Internet Stage Fright

A really adorable thing computers sometimes do is stop working properly. This comes in handy when one works online and needs to be able to answer emails and send large files at a moment’s notice. (I’m dealing with this problem mostly by taking long, angst-ridden baths and playing four-hour games of M/F/K.) Anyway, below is […]

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Doing what you’re good at sucks.

Reasons Laurie Sucks at Blogging On Time: 1. She was being mauled by rabid zoo animals. 2. She hates you. 3. She was developing an app that makes your phone know to mark all your texts and emails as unread if you look at them with one eye closed first thing in the morning. The […]

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The Road

I just wrote three separate drafts of this first paragraph and erased them all, which is something I hate because my goal has been to use this blog merely as therapy and a thoughtful demonstration of my stream of consciousness. But by worrying about one stupid blog post, I’ve caused myself to feel nervous about writing anything in general and I’m psyching […]

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